3 Americans
Once upon a time 5 Indians captured 3 Americans and they said to go get fruit or they’ll beat them up.
The 1st guy comes back with apples and the Indians tell him to shove 10 apples up his butt. He says “Ok – 1, 2, 3, 4, 5…” then he dies and goes to Heaven.
The 2nd guy comes back with oranges and he was told the same. “1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9…” then he bursts out laughing and laughs himself to death and he goes to Heaven.
The 2 guys meet in Heaven and the 1st one says “why did you stop? you were so close!”
“Because I saw the 3rd guy, he had pineapples!!!”