There are 99 Blonds on a plane and 1 Brunette.
The captain radios in that they are going down, So they drop all the luggage.
They were still going down so they drop out all the chairs.
They were still going down so they dropped the floor.
So they are hanging by their hands from the top on the plane with no floor.
So the captain say’s “1 person jump out” the Brunette say’s “I’ll sacrifice my life”, and all the Blonds start clapping.