Dad Jokes
- Limo[ ]
Funny Questions
- What’s the difference between love and marriage?[ ]
- Why did the worker at the keyboard manufacturing unit get fired?[ ]
- How can you tell the sex of an ant by dropping it in water?[ ]
Long Jokes
- Shopping in a supermarket[ ]
- A Knife Juggler[ ]
- The black or the white?[ ]
- For the past 20 years…[ ]
- The Thermos[ ]
- No ma’am[ ]
- Old lady[ ]
- Rufus![ ]
- I’m thirsty[ ]
- What the hell was that for?[ ]
- Come on kid![ ]
- The Lone Ranger & Tonto[ ]
- Rich Girl[ ]
- The Test[ ]
- A glass of water[ ]
- Leave me alone…[ ]
- Drunk Guy[ ]
- Donkey Raffle[ ]
- The Shiny-Walled Box Thingie[ ]
- Lipstick at School[ ]
- Magician vs Parrot[ ]
- I’m not surprised…[ ]
- The Irish Garda[ ]
- The Genie[ ]
- $800 he owes me[ ]
- Spaghetti[ ]
- After 20 years of marriage…[ ]
- A Real Jerk[ ]
- Jim and Carl[ ]
- James[ ]
- May I ask a favor?[ ]
- A monocle…[ ]
- I love you[ ]
- The Pianist[ ]
- Frank Feldman[ ]
- Barbie[ ]
- I can’t hire you[ ]
- Fishes[ ]
- New Password[ ]
- That’s some great advice[ ]
- Which one?[ ]
- What do you notice different about me?[ ]
- Astronauts[ ]
- A Date to Remember[ ]
- Mr. White[ ]
- I can’t sleep[ ]
- Tell him he…[ ]
- And remember…[ ]
- Sir, Yes Sir[ ]
- Sick as a Dog[ ]
- Say Cheese![ ]
- Picture Perfect[ ]
- Very Cold War[ ]
- The World’s Oldest Profession[ ]
- An American in Israel[ ]
- What did he say?[ ]
- Seven years ago[ ]
- Abe and Sol[ ]
- Jesus Christ![ ]
- The Spooky Store[ ]
- The Love Dress[ ]
- The silence[ ]
- Three brothers[ ]
- What about golden urinals?[ ]
- Four engineers[ ]
- Why am I named…[ ]
- I’m just a…[ ]
- The neighbors hate us[ ]
- Have you got any bread?[ ]
- What happened to you?[ ]
- You just lost $1000![ ]
- Some good news and some bad news[ ]
- It’s never been used[ ]
- PULL OVER[ ]
- Why the long face?[ ]
- The Repair Shop[ ]
- There’s nothing to worry about[ ]
- Drop whatever you got![ ]
- Jack and Jill[ ]
- Why you…[ ]
- Do you smoke?[ ]
- Sandals[ ]
- Inflation[ ]
- Oh, I haven’t told them yet[ ]
- The Alphabet[ ]
- How’d you know?[ ]
- What’s wrong?[ ]
- What?[ ]
- I bet you don’t know what day this is[ ]
- Hey lady[ ]
- Three dinosaurs[ ]
- What time is it[ ]
- Sing it again[ ]
- Room 566[ ]
- A Letter to Santa From Mom[ ]
- The Smuggler[ ]
- Fishing Trip[ ]
- Time Left to Live[ ]
- The Brains[ ]
- A True Story[ ]
- The Honorarry Degree[ ]
- Where am I?[ ]
- The Bug[ ]
- Ten Bucks Is Ten Bucks![ ]
- The End[ ]
- Something Fowl[ ]
- Native Tongue[ ]
- Hazelnuts and Almonds[ ]
- After Surgery[ ]
- The Turtle[ ]
- The Contest[ ]
- Give Me A Push[ ]
- Taxi[ ]
- John[ ]
- Gold Watch[ ]
- Knowing Your Client[ ]
- The Reward[ ]
- The Hat Seller[ ]
- Bowling Tournament Bus Trip[ ]
- Perfect Man[ ]
- Plastic, or Rubber?[ ]
- Billy Bob Wanted A Job…[ ]
- Salesman[ ]
- Intelligence[ ]
- Matter of Perspective[ ]
- Sleep in The Barn[ ]
- Your Dog is Dead[ ]
- Art That Sells[ ]
- The Goat[ ]
- The Afternoon Drive[ ]
- Watch out for the wall![ ]
- A trucker and lawyer[ ]
- Jack & Bob[ ]
- What a Night[ ]
- What now?[ ]
- Therapy[ ]
- Two Ladies Talking in Heaven[ ]
- Hiccups[ ]
- A Frog, A Bank and A Loan[ ]
- A Mental Hospital[ ]
- Fifteen Bucks[ ]
- Kicking[ ]
- Tough Customer[ ]
- Psalm 23[ ]
- Are You Normal?[ ]
- Spinach[ ]
- Do you want to go to heaven?[ ]
- I followed the…[ ]
- Hot Air Balloon[ ]
- Three Envelopes[ ]
- Doing Work[ ]
- Two Angry Neighbors[ ]
- Honey, is the Dog Home?[ ]
- Liver and Cheese[ ]
- Good Reasons[ ]
- A statue[ ]
- A gorilla walks into a bar[ ]
- Two engineers[ ]
- Senior’s Special[ ]
- You Might Die[ ]
- I married your sister[ ]
- Where Are You Calling From?[ ]
- Buying Turkeys[ ]
- Good Elephant[ ]
- A Mexican[ ]
- WiFi Password[ ]
- Wisdom[ ]
- Stressed Ant[ ]
- Hows the sandwich dear?[ ]
- The Photo[ ]
- Bad, Good & Great News[ ]
- Oranges[ ]
- Pregnant Woman[ ]
- Grocery Store[ ]
- $250.00[ ]
- I work for the…[ ]
- This dog’s a genius![ ]
- The Last Day[ ]
- Computer Science Student[ ]
- It’s a date![ ]
- Excuse me sir…[ ]
- I don’t understand it[ ]
- Give her another chance![ ]
- Andy[ ]
- Trip to Rome[ ]
- The Blanket[ ]
- One-second[ ]
- The First Time[ ]
- The Silver Plate[ ]
- I study law[ ]
- Wanna race mister?[ ]
- I don’t know to swim[ ]
- Mr. Bear[ ]
- Rose[ ]
- Which present?[ ]
- The first female president[ ]
- The Worst[ ]
- Divorcing[ ]
- How would you recognize him?[ ]
- Multimillionaire Blonde[ ]
- What did she roll?[ ]
- Five Hundred Dollars[ ]
- Karma[ ]
- What’s going on?[ ]
- A penguin…[ ]
- How did it happen?[ ]
- Tasty Soup[ ]
- Am I Dead[ ]
- Boss’s Joke[ ]
- Emergency Landing[ ]
- The Cigars[ ]
- The Hammer[ ]
- It Isn’t Bad[ ]
- Fly The Friendly Skies[ ]
- Great Memory[ ]
- Cowboy Riding Into Town[ ]
- The Haunted Car[ ]
- Where the hell is that monkey?[ ]
- A Chinese doctor[ ]
- Two Canadians[ ]
- Do you think he’ll jump?[ ]
- Aha…[ ]
- Fluffy[ ]
- Who’s he going to tell?[ ]
- Letter to God[ ]
- Bald eagle[ ]
- D-d-d-dav-dav-david[ ]
- Please, someone say something[ ]
- 100 Years Old[ ]
- Hit and Run[ ]
- Two Hunters[ ]
- Jason and…[ ]
- Memory Loss[ ]
- 3 Couples[ ]
- I thought you said…[ ]
- If everybody is here…[ ]
- Greg and Barry[ ]
- Big Fat Cat[ ]
- She’s finally gone…[ ]
- Lottery Winner[ ]
- Bungee Jumping[ ]
- C. N. Tower Time[ ]
- 3 Men, 3 Wishes[ ]
- Mister 3 Pints[ ]
- I’M FINE![ ]
- Dave[ ]
- Juicy Squirt[ ]
- The Medical Machine[ ]
- Rorschach test[ ]
- I got a master’s degree…[ ]
- Edgar[ ]
- Tact[ ]
- Thirsty[ ]
- Quiet Flight[ ]
- Four Rabbis[ ]
- Take Two[ ]
- Bed Time[ ]
- Little Nancy’s Pet[ ]
- SUPPLIES!!!![ ]
- Speeding[ ]
- Bangity bang-bang[ ]
- An older woman[ ]
- Young Lover[ ]
- How Old Am I?[ ]
- See, it works![ ]
- Fred[ ]
- Prison vs Work[ ]
- Test[ ]
- Bet at the Bar[ ]
- Three Gifts[ ]
- But… Dad…[ ]
- Circle Flies[ ]
- Contacting A Friend[ ]
- Where are you from?[ ]
- Talking Metronome[ ]
- A Crying Shame![ ]
- The Leper and The Fan[ ]
- The Sin of Lying[ ]
- Professor X[ ]
- Interrogation[ ]
- David Beckham[ ]
- Patrick and Paddy[ ]
- Is this her first child?[ ]
- Thrones[ ]
- I’m Hark, I hear the cannons roar![ ]
- A man walks into a bar[ ]
- Express Dentistry[ ]
- The Coma[ ]
- Plus a Constant[ ]
- Blonde In Court[ ]
- A Fast New Car[ ]
- Circus[ ]
- Good Sport[ ]
- Research[ ]
- Golden Oldies[ ]
- The Invitation[ ]
- George[ ]
- A Lecture[ ]
- Three men[ ]
- Three sister[ ]
- An Englishman, an American and an Irishman[ ]
- The Intelligent Boy[ ]
- Probably This Weekend[ ]
- My Name Is…[ ]
- The Washrooms[ ]
- Chocolate Chip Cookies[ ]
- Jewish Holiday[ ]
- “I’m crazy…”[ ]
- Do you think…[ ]
- Golf[ ]
- Bait[ ]
- Mule[ ]
- Birthday[ ]
- Am I Adopted?[ ]
- Goony bird[ ]
- The limousine driver[ ]
- Do you know who I am?[ ]
- Detergent[ ]
- A Nazi[ ]
- Extras[ ]
- It’s a Mini Cooper[ ]
- The Dog Can Talk[ ]
- Captain[ ]
- Cat on the Roof[ ]
- What Type of Snake[ ]
- King of the Jungle[ ]
- Government Class[ ]
- Go Home[ ]
- Duck Hunting Texas[ ]
- Life[ ]
- IQ TEST[ ]
- Day and Night[ ]
- Strength vs Age[ ]
- Let me through![ ]
- The Pregnant Women[ ]
- Pirate Attack[ ]
- Lost Fortune[ ]
- Trying on Shoes[ ]
- Perfect Shot[ ]
- CRACK[ ]
- Traffic Ticket[ ]
- Operation[ ]
- Suicide[ ]
- Back to The Land[ ]
- The Blonde’s Special Order[ ]
- Blonde Buys Curtains[ ]
- The Cliff[ ]
- The Computer Mouse[ ]
- Interview[ ]
- Fire!!![ ]
- Camping Trip[ ]
- Stupid[ ]
- The Bus Stop[ ]
- The Different Son[ ]
- Blonde Holidays[ ]
- Monks and Flowers[ ]
- The Diagnosis[ ]
- Cowboy in Church[ ]
- 3 blondes in the forest[ ]
- Translating Male Phrases[ ]
- But… he Made His Own Lunch!![ ]
- Green Side Up[ ]
- Buying a Bull[ ]
- Dinner Troubles[ ]
- 3 Toilets[ ]
- That’s Good[ ]
- New Priest[ ]
- 4 Floors[ ]
- Ladies Club[ ]
- The Turbo Beepbeep[ ]
- Great Thinkers of Our Time?[ ]
- Let There Be Life[ ]
- Theory On Hell[ ]
- Proverbs[ ]
- Superbowl[ ]
- State Slogans[ ]
- Only in America[ ]
- Blondes & Santa[ ]
- A Child’s Prayer[ ]
- Pope’s Crossword Puzzle[ ]
- 10 Dollars[ ]
- Weary Soldier[ ]
- Cat Calls[ ]
- Bride & Groom[ ]
- Sharp Retort[ ]
- E-mails[ ]
- Crashing Plane[ ]
- Fire![ ]
- What is politics?[ ]
- Are you believer?[ ]
- Drunk Driver[ ]
- Retired Marine[ ]
- Florist Mistake[ ]
- The Contractors[ ]
- Einstein[ ]
- Men VS Women[ ]
- A really nasty divorce[ ]
- Urinate[ ]
- Take your foot off…[ ]
- The Frog[ ]
- Feminists[ ]
- Three ducks walk into a bar[ ]
- Farm Robbery[ ]
- FA Cup Final at Wembley[ ]
- Help me![ ]
- You just happened to catch my eye[ ]
- I didn’t know[ ]
- It’s a…[ ]
- Today is our 20th anniversary[ ]
- Four Men In A Helicopter[ ]
- Therapy Session[ ]
- Skipping School[ ]
- Fat Man[ ]
- Throwing Em Out[ ]
- Gotta Tie?[ ]
- At The Airport[ ]
- Death[ ]
- What happened to the other?[ ]
- Highway 26[ ]
- Convenience Store Robbery[ ]
- Big Monster[ ]
- The Genie[ ]
- Actual School Excuse Notes[ ]
- Brain Cell[ ]
- The Flight Attendant[ ]
- Advertising[ ]
- Blonde and a Horse[ ]
- Rules for Women[ ]
- Walt and Ray[ ]
- Judge[ ]
- Be A Bear[ ]
- Two Blonds[ ]
- Television Sale[ ]
- Winking[ ]
- 34… 34… 34…[ ]
- Free Tickets[ ]
- Worst day of my life[ ]
- Henpecked man[ ]
- Mrs. Reston[ ]
- A young school teacher[ ]
- Blonde Job Interview[ ]
- T.G.I.F[ ]
- Blonde Football[ ]
- No, You Guess![ ]
- The Bet[ ]
- Arithmetic Test[ ]
- The Ugliest Baby[ ]
- Pathological liar[ ]
- This pig is a true hero[ ]
- A man and a parrot[ ]
- A Texan[ ]
- Harry and Louise[ ]
- Wednesday night[ ]
- Gasman[ ]
- Cell Phone Etiquette[ ]
- 15 years ago…[ ]
- Books-A-Million[ ]
- Led Zeppelin[ ]
- Nuts[ ]
- Scarecrow[ ]
- The Grandson[ ]
- New house[ ]
- Who are they?[ ]
- Something cheap[ ]
- Cat[ ]
- A penny[ ]
- Boats.[ ]
- Tenth child[ ]
- Hi Phil[ ]
- Christmas shopping[ ]
- Struggling Artist[ ]
- Church bell[ ]
- Construction worker[ ]
- First boat[ ]
- Materialist lawyer[ ]
- Tom and Clark[ ]
- Sherlock Holmes & Dr. Watson[ ]
- I’m short and fat![ ]
- Doctor’s visit[ ]
- Mental patient[ ]
- Ten years later[ ]
- Old woman[ ]
- Riley[ ]
- Blonde Driving[ ]
- Drunk man[ ]
- Lord’s Prayer[ ]
- Three cowboys[ ]
- Ice Fishing[ ]
- Three Blondes…[ ]
- Y2K[ ]
- Jesus is watchihg you[ ]
- Thank God[ ]
- Kangaroo[ ]
- Who is it?[ ]
- Library Blonde[ ]
- Suicidal Blonde[ ]
- Amusement Park[ ]
- Watchman[ ]
- Pretzels[ ]
- Bank Robbery Case[ ]
- Engines[ ]
- Blonde Mechanics[ ]
- Police, Accident[ ]
- Safety belt[ ]
- Alligator feeder[ ]
- Wedding cake?[ ]
- Murder Case[ ]
- Five Surgeons[ ]
- On The Plane[ ]
- Dead Lawyer[ ]
- Haircut[ ]
- Parrot[ ]
- Shawn and Curt[ ]
- ventriloquist[ ]
- Skipping Work[ ]
- A Blonde Rancher[ ]
- Lie Detector Robot[ ]
- Jungle[ ]
- Three Vampires[ ]
- Terrible problem[ ]
- Firing Squad[ ]
- The Plane Trip[ ]
- Look Out For Cops[ ]
- English gentleman[ ]
- Lamborghini Aventador[ ]
- A priest, a doctor and an engineer[ ]
- Hearing loss[ ]
- Magical Mirror[ ]
- Stolen Car[ ]
- Capitals[ ]
- The Kidnapping[ ]
- National Weather Service[ ]
- 3 x 3[ ]
- Fishing[ ]
- Old couple[ ]
- Line Painters[ ]
- Cell phone[ ]
- I’m actually 47[ ]
- Blue Suit[ ]
- Indiana Jones[ ]
- Indecent Exposure[ ]
- Speeding[ ]
- Intersection[ ]
- 99 Blonds 1 Brunette[ ]
- Knitting Blonde[ ]
- Alligator Shoes[ ]
- A Smart Blonde[ ]
- The Job[ ]
- Vending Machine[ ]
- Trucker versus the Blonde[ ]
- Dig the Potato Garden[ ]
- Blondes Go Fishing[ ]
- Razors[ ]
- Blond Dad[ ]
- True Blonde[ ]
- Sniffing Coke[ ]
- Another Smart Blonde[ ]
- Roulette[ ]
- 2 Blondes and a Mirror[ ]
- Helpful Driver[ ]
- The Diet[ ]
- Valentines[ ]
- Robbed![ ]
- Bowling Teams[ ]
- Baaaaa..rk[ ]
- Bank Robbers[ ]
- Spare Keys[ ]
- Traffic Light[ ]
- Who’s the Dumb One Now[ ]
- FIRE!![ ]
- Because I’m Blonde?[ ]
- Lamaze Class[ ]
- New Job[ ]
- Repairman[ ]
- High Speed Chase[ ]
- Wanna be Friends?[ ]
- Blond in Space[ ]
- Three Wishes[ ]
- Dead Mama[ ]
- cab driver[ ]
- Lumberjack[ ]
- Desert[ ]
- Parachuting[ ]
- Locked Car[ ]
- Blonde Mail Call[ ]
- Selling a Car[ ]
- Whodunit[ ]
- Reading Minds[ ]
- Mourning the Departed[ ]
- He’s The Boss[ ]
- Software Upgrade[ ]
- Deaf Accountant[ ]
- How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?[ ]
- Honey I Can’t Perform![ ]
- Black Eyes[ ]
- Holding[ ]
- An Amazing Connection with God[ ]
- Jim and Allen[ ]
- Zoo[ ]
- Speeding Ticket[ ]
- The Proud Father[ ]
- A Big Game Hunter[ ]
- Heart Attack[ ]
- Turn the Other Cheek[ ]
- The Drunk[ ]
- Labor Pains[ ]
- Arriving Home Late[ ]
- Before it starts[ ]
- Once a Week[ ]
- New Motorcycle[ ]
- Stranded[ ]
- The New Maid[ ]
- Buying Condoms[ ]
- Hospital Privacy[ ]
- Very Angry Wife[ ]
- The Betting Old Lady[ ]
- Goodbye Mother[ ]
- The Miser[ ]
- French, German and an Italian[ ]
- Haunted Husband[ ]
- Not your Dad[ ]
- Dumbest Kid?![ ]
- Raise[ ]
- Who Pushed Me?!?!?![ ]
- Thin Walls[ ]
- Mother-In-Law[ ]
- Bull Auction[ ]
- Curtain Rods[ ]
- Jew & Arab[ ]
- For Women Only[ ]
- The Devoted Wife[ ]
- Adam and Eve[ ]
- Female Comebacks[ ]
- Bum[ ]
- Over 50[ ]
- Jealousy[ ]
- Birthday Present[ ]
- Time for the Wedding[ ]
- Unmasked[ ]
- Assertive Husband[ ]
- Lost Wife[ ]
- The Honeymoon Is Over[ ]
- Economic times were very bad, so the…[ ]
- Shoe Repair[ ]
- Starting Salary[ ]
- Two old friends meet at the supermarket[ ]
- Things To Do In An Elevator[ ]
- All Afternoon?[ ]
- Bad Car Day[ ]
- The Last Laugh[ ]
- 3 Americans[ ]