Another Smart Blonde
A blonde walks into a casino and goes up to the craps table. She tells the dealers she wants to bet $10 000 on a single roll of the dice. The dealers figure that since shes a blonde, she must not know what shes doing, so they allow her to place the bet.
Then the blonde starts to strip. The dealers ask her what shes doing and she replies, “I’m luckier when I’m naked. Hope ya don’t mind.”
So she rolls the dice and jumps up and down screaming, “I WON! I WON! YAY!”
She hugs the dealers and picks up her chips and clothes and jumps excitedly away.
While enjoying the view of the blonde jumping away, the second dealer leans over and whispers to the first dealer, “What’d she roll?”
The first dealer says, “What? I wasn’t checking, I thought you were checking.”