A guy with two black eyes walks into church one Sunday. The priest notices him and is very concerned.

“What happened, my child?”

“I was singing in the choir, Father, and I noticed that the girl in front of me had a wedgie, so I pulled it out, and she punched me in the eye.”

“Okay; how did you get the other black eye?”

“Well, I thought I’d done something wrong, so I put her wedgie back.”