An exhausted blonde dragged herself to the doctor’s office. “Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood,” she said.”They bark all day and all night, and I can’t get a wink of…
A nun and a priest are playing golf. The priest is teeing off at the first hole. The ball flies across the fairway towards the green, but lands meters from the hole….
Blonde 1: I found a way of saving money. Blonde 2: How? Blonde 1: I run behind the bus to work everyday and save $1.50. Blonde 2: Why don’t you run behind…
A circus performer is late to his next gig Driving as fast as he can, he is soon pulled over by the police. The cop asks for his license, registration, and proof…
A married couple on a tight budget were shopping in a supermarket. The husband picks up a case of beer and places it in their shopping cart… The wife complained, “Put that…
A man was pulled over by a police officer. As the officer approached the vehicle he noticed a large number of knives in the back seat. Looking at the driver he asked,…
A Blonde woman is walking two dogs, one White and the other Black. An Old lady walking down the same street notices them and since it’s a breed she’s never seen before,…