A man walks into a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper. He notices a guy sitting by the window, gulping down a pint. Suddenly, the guy jumps up and leaps…
Carl is in the 10th year of a life sentence when he gets a new cellmate, Jim. …after taking some time to size Jim up and decide that he can trust him,…
An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?” “Of course child. What may I do for you?” “Well, I bought…
A monocle walks into a bar. After a few drinks he starts to feel pretty good (and a little uncoordinated). He reaches for a cigarette, but the bartender stops him. “Sorry, buddy,…
A husband and wife were sitting in the living room enjoying a bottle of wine. Out of the blue she said, “I love you.” “Is that you or the wine talking?” the…
A bloke knocks off and heads home. It’s a foul night, with rain bucketing down, lightning flashing and thunder crashing. He sees a woman on the side of the road, bonnet up,…
A man walks to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.” Passenger: “Who?” Cabbie: “Frank…