Long Jokes

Subject: Students’ rights during examinations Here is a true story someone found regarding exams at Cambridge University. It seems that during an examination one day a bright young student popped up and…

A rich Texan told the president of the University of Texas, “I want to set you up with a billion-dollar endowment fund, with but one condition.” “What’s the condition?” asked the U.T…

Hitler dies and goes in front of a hell gate… St. Peter is waiting, judging him. They stand in silence when Hitler breaks it:” St. Peter, where am I?” “Hell, Hitler.” he…

A man is sitting at home one night. Suddenly, there’s a loud knock at the door. The man opens the door to find a six-foot beetle standing at the doorstep. “What in…

John and his wife went to the state fair every year. Each time, John would say, “I’d like to ride in that airplane.” And every year, his wife would say, “I know,…

For more than an hour a scrawny, geek of a guy had sat at the bar staring down into his glass Suddenly a burly truck driver loped across the room, sat down…

A city slicker moves to the country and decides he’s going to take up farming. He heads to the local co-op and tells the man, “Give me 100 baby chickens.” The co-op…

A few years ago, I decided to visit my brother who was stationed in Germany. I assumed that most Germans would speak English. But I found that many people spoke only their…