David Beckham gets in a taxi at Dublin Airport and notices the driver keep looking in his rear view mirror at him.
After about 5 minutes the driver says “Go on then give me a clue!?”
Beckham replies, “I had a glittering career with Man Utd, played over 100 times for England and married a spice girl, is that enough?”.
Driver says “No mate, I meant where are you going?”