Dinner Troubles

A man and a woman are having an intimate dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables away, watches as the man quietly slides all the way down his chair and out of sight.

The woman across from him seems to not notice.


The waitress comes over and says, “Excuse me, Ma’am, but I think your husband just slid under the table.”

The woman says, “No he didn’t, he just walked in the door.”