Four Men In A Helicopter
Four business men are flying over the the UK having tea and taking in the sites
The first man who is English looks out of the window and cries “Ah there is my beautiful England”
A while later the second man who is Irish looks out and criess “There is my beautiful Ireland”
A while after that the Third man looks out and criess “There is my beautiful Scotland”
The fourth man who is Chinese feels very left out. He comes up with an idea. Picking up the tea set they have been using, he tosses it out of the window and cries “Ah my beautiful China”