Haggard and tired Fred returns home from a long day of golf with his golf buddies. Fred’s wife greets him at the door and seeing his condition exclaims, “Honey, you look awful, how was your game?”

Heaving a sigh, Fred replies, “Worst game of golf I’ve ever played.” His wife asked what happened. He went on to explain, “Charlie had a heart attack and dropped dead on the first tee.”

“Oh, that’s just terrible,” his wife exclaimed.

“It WAS terrible,” Fred replied. “All day long it was: Hit the ball, drag Charlie, hit the ball, drag Charlie.”