Have you got any bread?

A duck walks into a bar and asks the barman.

“Have you got any bread?”

Barman: “No, sorry”

Duck: “Have you got any bread?”

Barman: “No”


Duck: ”Have you got any bread?”

Barman: “Look I haven’t got any bread and if you ask again I’m gonna nail your beak to the bar”

Duck: “Got any nails?”

Barman: “No”

Duck: ”Got any bread?”