Have you got any bread?
A duck walks into a bar and asks the barman.
“Have you got any bread?”
Barman: “No, sorry”
Duck: “Have you got any bread?”
Barman: “No”
Duck: ”Have you got any bread?”
Barman: “Look I haven’t got any bread and if you ask again I’m gonna nail your beak to the bar”
Duck: “Got any nails?”
Barman: “No”
Duck: ”Got any bread?”