Hit and Run

A man has returned to his car after coming out of a local shopping centre and notices that his rear bumper is completely bashed in and the back half of his car is severely crushed. He goes to the front to see if there’s any damage there and finds a note on the windshield. Relieved that the other motorist left a note he opens it up and reads it.

It says,
“Dear Sir or Madam, So very sorry about your car. But you see, I don’t currently have insurance so I can’t afford to pay you for the damages. But a crowd was gathering after I had smashed your car and I had to look like I was writing down my name and phone number. And since I couldn’t do that, I decided to write this instead. Have a nice day.”