A bus driver was called into court for killing 24 children and 6 adults.



The judge asks the bus driver “why did you kill all those innocent people?”

The bus driver, looking a little sad, says “I didn’t mean too, It was by mistake!”

“How did it happen?” Asks the judge.


“Well-” said the bus driver, “I was driving to a bus station but suddenly, on the road, I saw a rabbit. I swerved into the woods and hit a tree. I managed to escape but all the other people just didn’t make it in time and the bus exploded. Everyone but me perished.”

“Why did you not just run over the rabbit?” Asks the judge.

“I tried!” Says the bus driver, “But it ran into the woods!”

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