A girl got into a bar and orders a martini.



“My boyfriend told me that I was ‘One in a Million’ over the weekend,” she confides to the bartender. “Well, that was sweet of him,” the bartender replies.


“Yes, and after looking through the text messages on his phone while he was asleep I can see that he was actually telling the truth for once,” she says.

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