I didn’t know

A Texan was walking home late at night and spots a woman in the shadows.

“Twenty dollars” she whispers.

Steve had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it’s only twenty bucks. So they do it in the bushes.

They’re going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It is a police officer.


“What’s going on here, people?” asks the officer.

“I was just making love to me wife!”, the Texan answers, annoyed.

“Oh! I’m sorry”, says the cop. “I didn’t know.”

“Well, neither did I, until you shone that light in her face!”