A drunk driver is being interrogated.
Detective: okay buddy, walk me through the whole thing, from the top.
Driver: I don’t know, it all happened so fast, I need a drink of water.
Detective: Your water is on its way. But first, tell me if this was premeditated.
Driver: NO! I swear, I just lost control of the car and I was gonna either hit that one guy to the left of the road or plow into that open picnic party full of kids that was on the other side of the road. What would you have done!?
Detective: well, I would have turned for the one guy.
Driver: Exactly what I thought as well! But then that guy ran into the picnic party and I had to go after him.