It’s never been used

“Well there is one heart, very rare but the very best. It belonged to a sixty-five-year-old man. He drank and smoked to excess, he was thirty pounds overweight and he never exercised. His cholesterol count was over three hundred. This heart goes for one million dollars.”


“Why is it so expensive?” asked the patient.

“It’s the heart of an attorney,” explained the surgeon. “It’s never been used.”