A collector of rare books ran into a friend who told him he had just thrown out an old Bible that he had found in a dusty old box. The collector’s friend…
Category: Long Jokes
Wise…
I recently heard about a young adult novel in which Schrodinger’s cat and Pavlov’s dog team up for a cross country adventure… So, I headed down to the library with my daughter…
Speed Limit is 35
A cop pulls over an old lady driving very slowly on the highway and sees three other old ladies in the car, all of whom are terrified. Cop: I pulled you over…
Long Pages
A man walked into a copy shop, and requested that they print a book for him with pages 30 feet long and 1 foot wide. Printer: “Why do you need pages that…
A Gift For Father’s Day
I don’t get excited about gifts the way other people do, and it drives my wife nuts. For Father’s Day, my wife was determined to get a reaction out of me and…
The Conductor
The conductor came in and started checking the tickets of the passengers. He approached the lady sitting in the first seat. She didn’t have a ticket. The conductor fined her 20$ even…
A Harsh Break Up
I remember the day my Ex sent me a breakup text, my mom asked me what I was reading. I told her: ”Tips to cook delicious food.” And then she asked me…
Seriously???
A husband sends a text to his wife. Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office. Tina brought me to the hospital. They have been taking tests and doing…