Category: Long Jokes

A collector of rare books ran into a friend who told him he had just thrown out an old Bible that he had found in a dusty old box. The collector’s friend…

I recently heard about a young adult novel in which Schrodinger’s cat and Pavlov’s dog team up for a cross country adventure… So, I headed down to the library with my daughter…

A cop pulls over an old lady driving very slowly on the highway and sees three other old ladies in the car, all of whom are terrified. Cop: I pulled you over…

A man walked into a copy shop, and requested that they print a book for him with pages 30 feet long and 1 foot wide. Printer: “Why do you need pages that…

I don’t get excited about gifts the way other people do, and it drives my wife nuts. For Father’s Day, my wife was determined to get a reaction out of me and…

The conductor came in and started checking the tickets of the passengers. He approached the lady sitting in the first seat. She didn’t have a ticket. The conductor fined her 20$ even…

I remember the day my Ex sent me a breakup text, my mom asked me what I was reading. I told her: ”Tips to cook delicious food.” And then she asked me…

A husband sends a text to his wife. Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office. Tina brought me to the hospital. They have been taking tests and doing…