A wife sent her husband a romantic text message… She wrote: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send…
Category: Long Jokes
Boy and Girl Stuff
Girl: Don’t you think it’s funny how the person you’re going to marry is on this earth as of right now? Boy: Yeah, haha. That’s weird. Girl: Don’t you ever wonder what…
I Am One in a Million
A girl got into a bar and orders a martini. “My boyfriend told me that I was ‘One in a Million’ over the weekend,” she confides to the bartender. “Well, that was…
You Can’t Do That
I got pulled over for texting while driving. Officer: Sir, you know you’re not supposed to be using your phone while driving, don’t you? Me: Well officer, I guess we all make…
Let’s Break Up
My heart sank when I got a text from my gf “I can’t take this anymore, let’s break up ” You can imagine the tears of joy I had when I received…
Mom Texting
A mom sent a text to her son… “Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean?” The son replied: “I Don’t Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later.” The mom…
Cheer Me Up
My friend sent me a text saying he was feeling down and wanted to hear a joke to cheer him up. I told “Don’t worry, I’ll tell you a joke later, I’m…
Vampire Stories
I was so confused why there are so many stories about vampires in Europe, but not in Africa. Then I remembered that vampires are killed by holy water. They blessed the rains…
