Man with A Lion
A man was walking on the street with a lion.
A cop saw him and said – Hey! You can’t walk that lion here. Take him to the zoo. The man complies and goes away.
The next day, the cop sees the same man walking the lion again on the street.
Hey! I thought I told you to take that lion to the zoo.
The man replied – I did, and today I am taking him to the movies.