Mr. Bear
A bear opens up a grocery store in the woods
A bunny walks in the store and goes to the bear.
“Mr. Bear, mr. bear do you have strawberries?”
“No I don’t” responded the bear.
A few minutes pass and the bunny asks again.
“Mr. Bear, mr. bear do you have strawberries?”
The bear confused responds.
“You just asked me that. I don’t have strawberries!”
Another 5 minutes pass and the bunny asks again.
“Mr. Bear, mr. bear do you have strawberries?”
The bear responds.
“Listen here pal. Ask me one more time if I have strawberries and I will nail you to that tree!”
The bunny was disappointed but after a few minutes he asks the bear again.
“Mr. Bear, mr. bear do you have nails?”
“No” responds the bear.
“What about strawberries?”