New Job
A blond got a new job cutting down trees.
On the first day her boss handed her a chainsaw and said, “Now you have to go into that forest and cut down as many trees as possible using that chain saw. Please be careful with it and also please remember that the minimum is 6 trees a day.”
The blonde went into the forest and cut down trees but at the end of the day she had only managed to cut down 4.
Her boss decided to give another chance but the next day she only managed 3.
He decided to give her one last chance but on the third day she only cut two trees.
When she finished work, he called the blond over and took her back into the forest.
“Right,”he said,”You must be doing something wrong here so watch how I do it, then I’ll give you one more chance before you’re fired.
So he stood in front of the tree and started up the chainsaw.
The blond looked around suddenly and said, “What’s that noise?”