A teacher asks her class their favorite afterschool snacks. “Decklyn,” the teacher calls to the new student in the back of the room, “what’s your favorite afterschool snack?” “Nuts,” he replies. “Very…
“Hi! My name is Gertrude,” says the lady to the man next to her on the airplane. “It’s so nice to meet you! I’m flying to New York for my grandson’s third…
A man comes home one night to find his blonde wife reading his personal journal. “I can explain everything,” he begins. She interrupts him midsentence and exclaims, “You’re darn right you’ve got…
After traveling on business, Tim thinks it would be nice to bring his girlfriend a little gift. “How about some perfume?” he asks the cosmetics clerk. She shows him a fifty-dollar bottle….