A man walks into the dentists office and tells the receptionist, “I feel like a moth” She tells him “You probably want the psychologist down the street” The man says “I know”…
Two nuns are walking down the street when they notice that a man is following them. Sister Michael, the older and wiser nun, says to the young and naive Sister Patrick, “See…
A kid sees a homeless guy begging on the street, And gets to chatting with him. The guy is nice enough but obtains from the conversation that the lad is off to…
A guy dressed in regular street clothes walks into a bar on Halloween and orders a beer. “I’m here for the costume party,” he tells the bartender. The bartender looks him up…
An American, a French man, a Spaniard and a German are watching a street performance. They were in the back peeking through the crowd of people, The performer noticed them struggling to…
A San Francisco cop sees a well dressed man lying in the street by the curb… He asked the man “What happened to you?” The man replied “My wife and I were…
Just met my friend on the street crying his eyes out so I asked him what was wrong. He said “Today is the 2nd of the 2nd 2022 and I just turned…
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my…