Reaching the end of a job interview, the interviewer asked a young engineer, “What starting salary were you thinking about?” The Engineer said, “In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on…
Two old friends meet at the supermarket
Two old friends meet at the supermarket and one says, “Hey, man! How have you been?” “Oh, great,” says the other. “I have recently bought an elephant.” “An elephant? Are you serious?”…
Things To Do In An Elevator
1) When there’s only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you. 2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock….
All Afternoon?
A groom and his bride are standing at the alter when the woman looks at her prospective husband and sees he has a set of golf clubs. “What on earth are you…
Bad Car Day
A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition. “What are you going to…
The Last Laugh
A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town. Things were getting hot…
3 Americans
Once upon a time 5 Indians captured 3 Americans and they said to go get fruit or they’ll beat them up. The 1st guy comes back with apples and the Indians tell…