A man walks into a bar and a drunk is sitting there mumbling something quietly. Curious the man takes the seat next to him.

The drunk is mumbling, “Looks like plastic, feels like rubber.” While looking at something in his hand.

The man asks the drunk if he may see what he means. The man feels the object and says, “It does look like plastic and feels like rubber. Where did you get it?”

The drunk replies, “From my nose.”