Rabbit and the Snake
A little blind rabbit and a little blind snake met each other in the woods one day and, as neither of them could see what species they were so they decided to feel each other and then describe each other so that the rabbit would know what kind of animal he was and the snake would also know what species he was. The snake ran his tongue over the rabbit.
“Why, you are fluffy and soft and have a wet nose,” the snake said; “you must be a rabbit.”
The rabbit then ran his paws over the length of the snake and said, “Well, you are cold, slimy, scaly and hard …. you must be a lawyer!”