Raise

The maid requested a raise and the lady of the house was unhappy about it. She asked, “Now, Jessica, why do you think you deserve a raise?”

Jessica: “There are three reasons why I requested the raise. First, I iron better than you do.”

Lady of the house: “Who said that?”

Jessica: “Why, your husband.”

Lady of the house: “Oh, OK. What is the second reason?”

Jessica: “Second, I cook better than you.”


Lady of the house: “Who said that?”

Jessica: “Your husband.”

Lady of the house: “And, what is the third reason?”

Jessica: “Third, I am better in bed than you.”

Lady of the house, angrily: “Did my husband say that?”

Jessica: “No, the pool boy did.”

Jessica got the raise she was looking for.