A psychiatrist who is seeing a patient for the first time gives him the Rorschach ink blot test.

He shows the patient the first card and asks what he sees.

He looks at the card and blurts out, “A couple making love!”

The psychiatrist shows the patient the second card.

He looks at it and says, “A couple making love!”

This goes on for every card.

Finally, the psychiatrist says, “I think I know what your problem is. You’re obsessed with sex.”

The patient replies, “Me? You’re the one showing the dirty pictures!”