Taxi

Three drunk men entered a taxi.

The taxi driver knew that they were drunk, and they didn’t give him the destination they wanted so he decided not to drive but instead he wanted to play a trick on them by turning on the engine and staying there for a moment.


A while after doing so, the taxi driver turned the engine off and told the three drunk men they arrived.

The first man handed the driver a handful of pennies as he exited. The second man gave the driver a $20 bill and said “Thanks”. The third man did not pay the driver, he gave him a little punch on the arm and said, “Don’t speed, you almost had us killed.”