The Computer Mouse
One day, a blonde and a brunette were talking on the phone.
Then the brunette says, “I have to go get a new mouse for the computer. My mouse isn’t running good.”
Since the blonde hates mice she goes over to her computer and opens it up, looking for a running mouse.
She runs back to the phone and says; ” But my computer works fine without a mouse”.
But since she took so long looking for the mouse, her friend hung up and the phone battery was dying out so it sounded like a squeeky assuming and it was the mouse she searched her whole house finding not one mouse.
Then she calls her brunette on the phone saying I can’t find one mouse in my house, what does it look like?
After she finished describing it the blonde finds it, then she squishes it saying, “There, it is dead!”