The Conductor
The conductor came in and started checking the tickets of the passengers.
He approached the lady sitting in the first seat. She didn’t have a ticket. The conductor fined her 20$ even though the ticket cost 40$ because she was wearing a small skirt and he could see most of her leg.
He then came up to the lady in the 2nd seat. She too didn’t have a ticket. He fined her only 10$ as she was wearing an even smaller skirt and he could see almost her entire leg.
He went up to the 3rd seat. Same story, the lady sitting here didn’t have a ticket but this time he fined get just 5$ because she was in a bikini and he could see literally everything.
When he got to the lady in the last seat, he didn’t fine her anything at all.
That’s because she was carrying a ticket, you perverts.