The Spooky Store
A man walks into a spooky store.
Man: Wow, this shop really has everything!
Shopkeeper: Yes, but I warn you… every item comes at a price.
Man: Yes, I know how shops work.
Shopkeeper: But the price may be more than you expect to pay.
Man: Yes, I know how taxes work too.
Shopkeeper, angry now: No, you don’t understand! I’m evil and I’m offering these items without regard for the harm they will do!
Man, also angry: I know what capitalism is, dammit!