Three ducks walk into a bar

Three ducks walk into a bar.

“Hello, who are you?” the barman asks.

The first duck replies, “I’m Huey.”

“I bet you are,” says the barman. “And how’s your day been, Huey?”

“Great, thanks. I’ve been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?” smiles Huey.


“That’s nice,” says the bartender, turning to the second duck. “Hi, and who are you?”

“Dewey,” comes the reply.

“So how’s your day been, Dewey?” asks the barman.

“Great. I’ve been in and out of puddles all day as well. What more could a duck want?”

The barman turns to the third duck and says, “So, I bet you must be Louie?”

“No,” she says, with a coy smile. “I’m Puddles.”