You just lost $1000!
Two men walk into a bar, one wearing a cowboy hat and the other wearing a Holden cap. The man in the Holden cap approaches the bartender and makes a bet: ‘I’ll bet you $1000 that I can put a shot glass at one end of your bar and piss into it from the other end of the bar without spilling a drop.’
The bartender laughs and says, ‘You’re crazy, but you’re on.’
The man positions a shot glass on one end of the bar, walks to the other end and unzips his fl y. He then pisses everywhere – all over the walls, over the bar top, all over the bottles of booze, and all over the bartender. The bartender roars with laughter and tells the man to pay up.
The man in the Holden cap pays up, laughing and smiling, too.
‘What are you smiling at?’ asks the bartender. ‘You just lost $1000!’
‘Well, you see that guy in the cowboy hat over there crying? Before we came in, I bet him $10,000 that I could piss all over your bar, your walls, your liquor and you, and not only would you not be mad – you would laugh hysterically about it!’