You Might Die
An old gentleman was getting a physical before marrying a young woman.
The doctor asked admiringly, “How old are you, sir?”
The old gentleman replied, “Eighty-seven.”
The doctor asked, “And the bride?”
The old fellow said, “She’s 23.”
The doctor predicted, “That kind of disparity in your ages could be fatal.”
The old gentleman shrugged, “If she dies, she dies.”