Just met my friend on the street crying his eyes out so I asked him what was wrong.



He said “Today is the 2nd of the 2nd 2022 and I just turned 22 so I went to the bookies and put €222 on the second horse in the second race of the day.. It was at 2.22!”

“That all sounds great” I said, “What went wrong”?


“He came second”.

Next joke?