A city mouse had a country mouse stay for the weekend, and spent the whole time offering urban advice. On the last evening of the country mouse’s visit, they were dining in…
A local psychic hotline opened up a new number especially for frogs, called “The Psychic Frog-line.” A frog called, wanting to know his future. “You will meet a beautiful young girl,” predicted…
A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the…
A man had just moved from his big apartment in NYC, to a big farm way out in the country side. Just days after he moved, he realized he was out of…
A blonde is on the road when suddenly she gets a phonecall from her friend: “Watch out! I heard on the radio that some lunatic is going against traffic!” So the blonde…
In a class on abnormal psychology, the instructor was about to introduce the subject of manic depression. The instructor asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth, screaming…
After successfully passing the bar exam, a young man opened his own law office. One day he was sitting idle at his desk when his secretary announced that a Mr. Jones had…