Dracula was casually walking down the street for a late night stroll. All of a sudden, a mozzarella stick flies through the air and hits him on the side of the head….
Man with A Lion
A man was walking on the street with a lion. A cop saw him and said – Hey! You can’t walk that lion here. Take him to the zoo. The man complies…
Tomato Family
Three tomatoes are walking down the street. A poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby…
Holmes And Watson
Sherlock Holmes enters Baker Street. with a basket of lemons. Watson asks: “Where did you get so many lemons from, Holmes “? To which Holmes replies, “A lemon tree, Watson.”
You Have Got a Nice Dog
A fool is walking down the street, dragging a brick on a leash behind him. A cop sees him and says to himself: “I’ll make fun of him.” He walks up to…
Mirror On The Ground
Two blondes walk beside each other down the street. One of them sees a broken piece of mirror on the ground, grabs it, looks at it and says, “This girl looks so…
A Rookie Cop
A rookie cop is at an intersection. While he’s at the red light, he sees a street sign that reads: “WATCH FOR PEDESTRIANS” A few seconds later he notices a lady walking…
He Feels Like a Moth
A man walks into the dentists office and tells the receptionist, “I feel like a moth” She tells him “You probably want the psychologist down the street” The man says “I know”…
