Two nuns are walking down the street when they notice that a man is following them. Sister Michael, the older and wiser nun, says to the young and naive Sister Patrick, “See…
No, Sir!
A kid sees a homeless guy begging on the street, And gets to chatting with him. The guy is nice enough but obtains from the conversation that the lad is off to…
What Are You Supposed to Be?
A guy dressed in regular street clothes walks into a bar on Halloween and orders a beer. “I’m here for the costume party,” he tells the bartender. The bartender looks him up…
Street Performance
An American, a French man, a Spaniard and a German are watching a street performance. They were in the back peeking through the crowd of people, The performer noticed them struggling to…
What Happened To You, Mister?
A San Francisco cop sees a well dressed man lying in the street by the curb… He asked the man “What happened to you?” The man replied “My wife and I were…
2-2-2
Just met my friend on the street crying his eyes out so I asked him what was wrong. He said “Today is the 2nd of the 2nd 2022 and I just turned…
Homeless Man
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my…
“What Time Is It Now?”
A blonde calls out to a man on the street: “Excuse me, what time is it now?” “It is 4:35.” “That is strange.” “What is?” “Every time I ask this question, different…