A naked man was walking down the street with a woman on his back Another man on the other side of the road asked, “Where are you going?” The naked man replied,…
You Are Cured, Remember?
A man is in a mental hospital because he believes himself to be a seed. He is treated for years by one of the world’s best psychiatrists. After 6 years, he finally…
Guaranteed… Seeds
A policeman is driving past a roadside apple stand when he notices the sign: “Apple seeds, guaranteed to make you smarter, $20 per seed.” He pulls over and informs the vendor that…
Two Bald Eagles
A bald eagle decides to stop by a small lake to get a drink. As he’s drinking another bald eagle lands next to him. He looks at the eagle and notices a…
The Mole Family
A family of moles awakens from hibernation. The father mole pokes his head out of the hole and says “I smell tulips it must be spring”. The mother mole pokes her head…
What a Couple!
Mary needed veggies for dinner but her nails weren’t dry yet, and she had friends coming over. She sends a text to her husband: “Honey please don’t forget to buy vegetables on…
300 Sheets
Just a little dumb funny thing my boss told me one day. When I first started construction I had to move 300 sheets of dry wall. After about 50 I asked him…
Local Fire Department
A man buys a paint factory in a small town. He visits the local volunteer fire department to see for himself if they’d be able to handle a fire at his plant….
