3 Men, 3 Wishes
Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician. The magician was standing at the top of a slide. The magician said, ”You may each go down the slide, asking for a drink. When you reach the bottom of the slide you shall land in a huge glass of that drink.”
The first man went down yelling, ”Beeeerrr!!!” Plop! He landed in a glass of beer.
The second guy went down the slide yelling,”lemonadeee!!!” Plop! He landed in a glass of lemonade.
The third guy went down the slide yelling ”wheeeeeeeee!!!”’