A woman calls her husband at work to share some news. “I’m kind of busy right now, babe, can’t it wait until I get home?”



“Not really,” she replies. “I’ve just got to share some good news and some bad news.”

“All right,” he replies, playing along. “I’m in a rush, so just give me the good news.”


“Well,” she sighs, “the good news is that the airbags on the car work correctly.”