A man walks into a spooky store.



Man: Wow, this shop really has everything!

Shopkeeper: Yes, but I warn you… every item comes at a price.

Man: Yes, I know how shops work.

Shopkeeper: But the price may be more than you expect to pay.


Man: Yes, I know how taxes work too.

Shopkeeper, angry now: No, you don’t understand! I’m evil and I’m offering these items without regard for the harm they will do!

Man, also angry: I know what capitalism is, dammit!