Three people arrive at the gates of Heaven



St Peter is processing them in. “Name and occupation, please?”

The first one says “Andrea Smith, I was a doctor.”

“Of course. Doctors who save lives are allowed. Come in. Next?”

The second one says “Megan Jones, I was a nurse.”


“Of course. Nurses who care for the sick and wounded are allowed. Come in. Next?”

The third one says “Michael Davis. I was a hospital administrator and then a health insurance CEO and I supervised hundreds of doctors and nurses and in my hospitals there were thousands of people getting well.”

St Peter pulls out a large book, and starts referencing long tables and figures. Finally he says “Okay, we can approve you for a one week stay.”