A Blonde Rancher
A blonde has just inherited a Ranch but only had two horses.
The problem was she couldn’t tell them apart.
So she goes to her neighbor rancher and asks for help.
He suggests cutting ones tail a bit shorter then the other.
She does it but then a week later she comes back and tells the neighbor rancher that it grew back.
So he tells her to tie a different colored string around one of the horses neck.
She does it but a week later the tie slips off and she has to go back to the neighbor.
So he suggest she paint a different color spot on each of the horses.
She does and comes back a week later with cookies.
She tells the neighbor rancher, “Here I baked these for you.
Your plan worked perfectly. I painted a red spot on the black horse and a blue spot on the white horse.”