Long Jokes

A man on vacation in the Caribbean decides to go horseback riding. He visits a local farm that rents horses to ride around the countryside. The owner of the horse, a very…

A kangaroo keeps escaping his enclosure at the zoo. In an effort to keep him inside at night, the zookeepers construct a 10-foot fence around his habitat. The next morning, they find…

A lady was expecting the plumber. He was scheduled to come at 10 A.M. Ten o’clock came and went with no plumber. She concluded he wasn’t coming, and went out to do…

A blonde walked in a library and went to the librarian, pulls out a thick book and started screaming at her. She yells, “THIS BOOK IS HORRIBLE! THERE ARE TOO MANY CHARACTERS…

One day a blonde came home from work early and when she walked into her house, she saw her husband in bed with another woman. She pulls her gun out of her…

One evening, on her first date, a blond went to an amusement park with her boyfriend. After they went on the roundabout, the boy said, “What do you want to do next?”…

On a nightly stroll a blonde came across an office building. A sign said, “Press bell for Watchman.” She presses it and hears an old man coming down the stairs. He turns…

A guy walks into a bar and grabs a stool. Before he can order a drink, the bowl of pretzels on the bar in front of him says, “Hey, you’re a handsome…