Do you want to go to heaven?
A priest walks into a bar and asks the first man he meets, “Do you want to go to heaven?”
The man says he does. “Then stand over there my son.”
The priest asks a second man, “Do you want to go to heaven?”
The man says he does, so he joins the first guy.
The priest walks up to another man and asks, “Do you want to go to heaven?”
“No, Father.”
“You mean when you die, you don’t want to go to heaven?”
“Oh, when I die,” says the man. “I thought you were getting a group together to go right now.”