A blonde’s house is on fire so she runs outside to use a payphone to call for help.
She gets the 911 operator, and gets transferred to the firehouse.
“Mr. Fireman, my house is on fire, you have to help me!”
The Fireman replies, “Yes, yes, Miss, how do I get to your house?”
The blonde pauses a moment, and replies, “Umm, it’s the house that’s on fire.”
Realizing he is now talking to a blonde, the fireman comes back with, “No, Miss, how would you like me to get to your house?” to which the blonde replies, “Duh, big red truck!”